R&N - 04/01/09 - Obama Fires Cabinet

Obama Fires Entire Cabinet!!!

Hey everyone,


Breaking news... According to BET, Obama had a press conference in the UK. Due to the economic recession, he feels that his staff has been incompetent and decided to fire his entire cabinet!



UN Ambassador - Beyonce

One of the most recognizable faces in the world, Beyonce Knowles will represent the United States at the United Nations. President Obama says he believes the pop singer’s star power – her likeable personality and her feisty alter-ego Sasha fierce - will be the perfect combination to push his agenda to star-stunned leaders around the world.



Secretary of Defense - TI

T.I., "the King of South," knows something about defending himself and the people around him. “Don’t mess with T.I., “said President Obama. “Nobody’s got swagga like him. He’ll use every weapon in his arsenal – literally - to keep America safe. The President added: “I tell you, big things are poppin.”


Secretary of Energy - Lil' Wayne

The President said nobody is more fit to lead the Department of Energy than the raw embodiment of Hip Hop power: Lil Wayne. The multi-talented collaborator will come up with a master mash-up plan for every state, dropping ideas for a super-grid that will be powered from his hometown New Orleans. Bryan “Birdman” Williams will be deputy. “This is perfect. The block is already hot,” says Weezy.”

Secretary of Commerce - Jay-Z

After meeting with President Obama last night, Shawn “Jay-Z Carter said he’s ready to bring a little Bed-Stuy to Washington. All the observations he made about trade and the movement of goods in the 1980s might apply to these tough economic times. Jigga says he’s confident the United States can be a fair partner in trade and still hold down the world economy.

Secretary of Education - Nas

With the appointment of Nas to the Department of Education, President Obama hopes the “I know I Can” rapper will inspire the next generation of Americans. “He will bring a mix of inspiration and a zero-tolerance for failure,” says President Obama. In fact, if a principal’s school doesn’t make the grade, there will be no discussion. He or she will be immediately ethered.”

Secretary of the Treasury - 50 Cent

Rapper 50 Cent says he has turned 50 cents into hundreds of millions of dollars. “Look at that profit margin,” the rapper exclaimed. “And I pay my taxes!” Driving down the deficit and getting the economy moving again will be just as easy, President Obama says. He plans to pump money into a diverse portfolio of smart investments. “Tim Geithner has nothing on my man,” said Obama.

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys has shown her compassion for people through her non-profit work with children around the world. Now, its time for her to bring her vision of hope and goodwill for all humanity to Washington. “No one, no one, no one, can get in the way of this appointment," the President said.

Secretary of the Interior (Grill) - Paul Wall

President Obama says the papers have criticized him for not appointing a fair amount of his cabinet from the South. “All of that changes with my nomination of Paul Wall,” said the President. "Nobody understands the heartland like Paul Wall. In fact, he believes Wall’s appointment will turn Texas, the reddest of Red states, blue during the next election.

Secretary of State - Queen Latifah

"Who can fill the big shoes that Secretary Hillary Clinton is leaving," asked President Obama. Who has the toughness and grace to negotiate agreements with the hard-liners in North Korea and Iran?" President Obama said, “I’ve seen her sing jazz notes, and I’ve seen her “Bring Down the House,” and who can forget “Ladies First?” The people – and women - of the United States and all around the world are in good hands, he added.

Secretary of Homeland Security - Rick Ross

The President says he trusts rapper Rick Ross knows a lot about security. He has the ability to tap into his criminal justice past while distancing himself from it at the same time. “He’ll be unafraid of confronting enemies of the state,” said President Obama. “He’s the Boss, said the President. “This is Deeper than Rap.”

White House Press Secretary - Andre 3000

Andre 3000 is a master storyteller and communicator. He will use the power of his words to create lasting images in the minds and hearts of journalists and the American public with “sick lyricism, crazy metaphors and unforgettable one-liners,” President Obama believes. He’ll begin every press conference with the a teaser for the White House Press Pool: “it's beginning to look a lot like what? Follow my every step, take notes ..."

April Fools everybody! :-D

~1~
AB

R&N - 04/12/08 - OnSmash Saturday Pt. 1

Hey folks,

We got a great lineup for you today....

Ciara's New Rolls Royce

Everybody's gotta step their whip game up after seeing this vid... I heard 50 bought it for her... Go figure...

Pharrell's New Beat - Midnight Hour





Nelly ft. Fergie - Party People (Audio)

(I HAD to drop the audio with the vid... This joint is HOTT)

Nelly ft. Fergie - Party People (Video)



Young Dro - All That Money


Trina ft. Paul Wall - U Ain't Ready


Janet Jackson ft. Busta Rhymes - Feedback Remix


Flo Rida ft. Yung Joc - Don't Know How To Act

UPDATE: Just to let you know, if you're feeling the work we put in on here, feel free to join the Music Forecast Facebook group. This gives you access to more of the latest news as well as free merchandise giveaways... Check it out.

~1~
AB

R&N - 11/14/07 - EXCLUSIVES!

T.I. IS BORED!

So yesterday this video had been poppin up in and around the internet of T.I. chillin in his bathrobe professing his INNOCENCE, yes innocence to the public. What's funny about the video is T.I. just look like his bored out of his mind. Big ol house, all that money, and can't do nutin w/ it except kick it w/ 3 people who he probably don't wanna be with anyway. But yo what is really is sad that this cat still tryna say he not guilty. I mean dude, yo own mans ratted u out, it was a set up B, how can u go against that. And they seen the guns in your house. In case yall haven't seen it I'ma show yall the pic right below the video. Shout outs to streetcred.com for getting the exclusive footage.

Guns found @ T.I.'s Home

Jadakiss - Official ROC Crowning...goes awkward


Ayo, so like we said here at MF 3.0, Jadakiss was closing in on signing w/ Jay-Z to the ROC... well its now official. And they made it official recently at a concert Jay had in NYC on Sunday Night. Aiight, so here is how it went down...so Jay-Z after running through a couple of songs, stops the music, and announces that the Roc Boys are in the house and then brings out Jadakiss as the newest addition to the Roc. Jada throws up the sign, and everyone yells, similar to Dame presenting 'ye (Kanye) in the "Through The Wire" video. Ok, so DJ Green Lantern who was spinning that night throws on "All About The Benjamins" and Jada repeats the chorus a couple of times and then was like nah, nah that's Puff's joint put one of my joints on. There's a brief silence while Lantern cues a new Jada song and then throws on "The Champ Is Here." Instead of wrecking the verse and showing y he got signed, Jada wussies out and goes "ah, man I don't know those lyrics, you put me on the spot." The song continues to run while Jada lookin' back at Lantern like put sumtin' else on, put sumtin' else on. Jay-Z ain't pleased. The situation goin' from bad to worse, Jadakiss reluctantly blurts out, "Man, put on Roc Boys, let's do Roc Boys," and the show goes back to Jay-Z.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!? B, you just got signed and you don't know your on lyrics to your song! That's not what that is. At this rate New York will NEVER be back. Anyway, here go the video, enjoy!

Paul Wall & Chamillionaire BRIEFLY Reunite

For all yall southern cats out there who remember when Paul Wall & Chamillioanire were a duo with Swisha House and then w/ their own Color Changing Click, well my brother, who lives down in Houston, just now told me that last wednesday @ Texas Southern University, Koopa & Paul Wall who were both scheduled to perform separately with a slew of other performers shocked the crowd and came out together and performed "In Luv Wit My Money." If you're like me, this is BIG news, as I've been waitin' for the longest to get these cats back together. Hopefully now that they have both tasted success and had sophomore efforts flop maybe they'll collab and released a follow-up. Fingers crossed.

Anyway, that's is all for now, keep posted 'cuz my man AB got a annoucement to make soon...
~Dilly