R&N - 04/01/09 - Obama Fires Cabinet

Obama Fires Entire Cabinet!!!

Hey everyone,


Breaking news... According to BET, Obama had a press conference in the UK. Due to the economic recession, he feels that his staff has been incompetent and decided to fire his entire cabinet!



UN Ambassador - Beyonce

One of the most recognizable faces in the world, Beyonce Knowles will represent the United States at the United Nations. President Obama says he believes the pop singer’s star power – her likeable personality and her feisty alter-ego Sasha fierce - will be the perfect combination to push his agenda to star-stunned leaders around the world.



Secretary of Defense - TI

T.I., "the King of South," knows something about defending himself and the people around him. “Don’t mess with T.I., “said President Obama. “Nobody’s got swagga like him. He’ll use every weapon in his arsenal – literally - to keep America safe. The President added: “I tell you, big things are poppin.”


Secretary of Energy - Lil' Wayne

The President said nobody is more fit to lead the Department of Energy than the raw embodiment of Hip Hop power: Lil Wayne. The multi-talented collaborator will come up with a master mash-up plan for every state, dropping ideas for a super-grid that will be powered from his hometown New Orleans. Bryan “Birdman” Williams will be deputy. “This is perfect. The block is already hot,” says Weezy.”

Secretary of Commerce - Jay-Z

After meeting with President Obama last night, Shawn “Jay-Z Carter said he’s ready to bring a little Bed-Stuy to Washington. All the observations he made about trade and the movement of goods in the 1980s might apply to these tough economic times. Jigga says he’s confident the United States can be a fair partner in trade and still hold down the world economy.

Secretary of Education - Nas

With the appointment of Nas to the Department of Education, President Obama hopes the “I know I Can” rapper will inspire the next generation of Americans. “He will bring a mix of inspiration and a zero-tolerance for failure,” says President Obama. In fact, if a principal’s school doesn’t make the grade, there will be no discussion. He or she will be immediately ethered.”

Secretary of the Treasury - 50 Cent

Rapper 50 Cent says he has turned 50 cents into hundreds of millions of dollars. “Look at that profit margin,” the rapper exclaimed. “And I pay my taxes!” Driving down the deficit and getting the economy moving again will be just as easy, President Obama says. He plans to pump money into a diverse portfolio of smart investments. “Tim Geithner has nothing on my man,” said Obama.

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys has shown her compassion for people through her non-profit work with children around the world. Now, its time for her to bring her vision of hope and goodwill for all humanity to Washington. “No one, no one, no one, can get in the way of this appointment," the President said.

Secretary of the Interior (Grill) - Paul Wall

President Obama says the papers have criticized him for not appointing a fair amount of his cabinet from the South. “All of that changes with my nomination of Paul Wall,” said the President. "Nobody understands the heartland like Paul Wall. In fact, he believes Wall’s appointment will turn Texas, the reddest of Red states, blue during the next election.

Secretary of State - Queen Latifah

"Who can fill the big shoes that Secretary Hillary Clinton is leaving," asked President Obama. Who has the toughness and grace to negotiate agreements with the hard-liners in North Korea and Iran?" President Obama said, “I’ve seen her sing jazz notes, and I’ve seen her “Bring Down the House,” and who can forget “Ladies First?” The people – and women - of the United States and all around the world are in good hands, he added.

Secretary of Homeland Security - Rick Ross

The President says he trusts rapper Rick Ross knows a lot about security. He has the ability to tap into his criminal justice past while distancing himself from it at the same time. “He’ll be unafraid of confronting enemies of the state,” said President Obama. “He’s the Boss, said the President. “This is Deeper than Rap.”

White House Press Secretary - Andre 3000

Andre 3000 is a master storyteller and communicator. He will use the power of his words to create lasting images in the minds and hearts of journalists and the American public with “sick lyricism, crazy metaphors and unforgettable one-liners,” President Obama believes. He’ll begin every press conference with the a teaser for the White House Press Pool: “it's beginning to look a lot like what? Follow my every step, take notes ..."

April Fools everybody! :-D

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AB

R&N- 03/31/09- Evening News

T Pain Toothless? & Andre 3000 arrested

Singer and producer, T-Pain, got into a 'freak golf cart accident' resulting in the loss of 4 of his teeth. He ended up in the hospital with cuts and bruises on his face. He had to miss his appearances this weekend with Lil Wayne and Lil Kim. T-Pain will still be in Lil Kim's video for "Download" after he heals.


On Saturday, Rapper Andre 3000, was arrested for wreckless driving on the I-75. He was going 109 mph, 44 mph over the 65 mph speed limit. The police called him "an accident waiting to happen."



Also, if you are in the NYC/ NJ area, April 1-4, the 2009 NJPAC Alternate Routes Hip Hop Festival will be held in Newark, NJ. Check out www.njpachiphop.org for more information.

R&N - 01/31/09 - Baby-J's Finest Men in Hip Hop List

Wasup!! I'm the newest addition to the MF3 staff. Glad to be apart of the awesome team. To tell you a little about me, I'm a gemini, I like walks on the beach....naw j/k. Really...I'm a Chicago native who loves music, it's what I do. More about me to come later on in my profile :) Now to the good stuff. For my very first post, this is for the ladies. (Guys I got you next week.) I thought I would have a lil bit of fun and start out my blogs with my "Top Ten Finest Men in Hip Hop". Let me know what you think.

10. LIL WAYNE

OK, so right now this man is on top...just not on the top of my list. However, he did make it on :) When you get a first look at him you notice his hard thuggish exterior. You notice the ego that sometimes seems to show it's face every now and then, however, you can't help but to notice how cute he is under all that. He actually has a certain look of innocence that has stayed with him ever since he burst onto the hip hop scene. Mr. A Milli himself or should I say Sexy Mr. Carter...


9. Kanye West

Mr. Love Lockdown himself. I love his sex appeal, not only because we share the same hometown, but because he knows how to be himself, no matter how stuck up it seems. One things you can always be sure of, Kanye is always gonna do Kanye. No gimmicks, no made up gangsta facade, nothing, just Kanye. I also love how he lets his real life issues bleed through his music. He always give you a peak inside his heart, good or bad.

8. Nelly

He's not #1 on my list but he is still a hottie. No wonder he got Ashanti on lock! Nelly has the ability to bring the sexy thug look on the street and the rock hard six pack in the bedroom ladies. Have you seen him with a suit though? All I can say is wow. Being able to bring the sexy, make the ladies scream no matter what the occasion, AND being able to hum a few bars just enough to make you melt puts Nelly on my hot list.

7. Pharrell

Do I even have to type anything? Once you are finally able to tear yourself away from those adorable eyes....all you can say is....well what can you say? The man is fine! If he tries to sing to you, you just might have to pull those thongs off and fling 'em right in his direction! It seems like he was born with that sexy swagger... even when he is riding on that skateboard of his.

6. Jay-Z

Big lips or not, snagging one of the hottest chicks in the game prooves that he has serious sex appeal. Did I mention those big juicy lips? He was responsible for making all the wannabe thugsters ditch those tired throwback jerseys and become grown and sexy. If that's not reason enough to be one of the finest men in hip hop, I don't know what is. Jigga who? Yeah, you already know who needs an encore.

5. LL Cool J

This man has been in the hip hop game for 23 years and he is STILL mmm mmm good! How does he do it?? He doesn't look a day over thirty. People shout plastic surgery while he assures it's just good nutrition and exercise. He seems to take his shirt off in every movie and video to prove he is authentic and honey, that is alright with me! Momma said take you home with me!

4. Andre 3000

Now I admit, you may feel like this guy is a lil too high on my list...but I just can't get past that beautiful smile of his. Once you finally stop looking at his smile you can't ignore the way he can wear LITERALLY anything he wants and STILL seem to pull it off flawlessy. Did I mention he has a great sense of humor and shining personality. Why the heck did Erykah Badu let him go again??

3. Diddy

Rule #1: NEVER make a list of the finest men in hip hop and leave out Diddy...or he might fire you. Even if he's not your boss. Anyway, Diddy has found a way to make a name for himself...LITERALLY. Everything he touches seems to turn to gold and make him millions. He has built himself up to be known as the definition of sexy. Keep using that ProActive Solution!!

2. Common

I don't know what it is but this man makes me....maybe I should keep that to myself. It's got to be that voice of his. The way he speaks just seems to make your heart tingle, and don't get me started on how he looks. That's a blog entry all on it's own :) Another Chi-Town favorite on my wonderful list. Hey... Erykah let this one go too!! What is she thinking?

1. T.I.

This picture says it all. He can come to you rough and edgy or smooth and collected. You can have whatever you like. Either way, he's gonna look fine as hell when you see him. It seems like he got even more handsome as the years passed or maybe that was just us seeing a man coming into his own. Maturing into the sexy T.I. we see today.

MY TRUE #1. Tupac Shakur

Alright. I couldn't REALLY finish my list without letting you know my REAL number one even though he is no longer with us...or is he??? Whatever the case, this man will probably never leave the top of my list and I don't think I have to explain why. Ok maybe I'll explain a little bit. Those eyes. They can give you a look that will make you want to wish you were never born and they can also make your heart melt and want to go back in time and save him before that fatal day. Geez....the eyes always get me. R.I.P. Tupac.

*Holla*

Baby-J

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R&N - 08/23/08 - OnSmash Saturday Pt. 1

Hey everyone,
mf3ex
Check out these new videos. :-D

Enjoy.

Cassie - Official Girl


Pink - So What


John Legend ft. Andre 3000 - Green Light

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AB

R&N - 07/15/08 - MF3 Exclusive

KHey folks,
mf3ex
Is it safe to say, that MF3 has been killin' it on the Exclusive tip lately. :-p Whatcha'll think of this one...

Fonzworth Bentley ft. Kanye West & Andre 3000 - Everybody

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AB

Dilly's 1st Official Post

Yezzur, here goes my first official post. Comment, compliment, trash it, that's what blogs are for.

This is the remix...

With all the hot joints out right now, there's a whole lot of 'em w/ remixes. You may have heard some of these spinning radio already, some of 'em you won't that's why MF 3.0 brings it to ya.

1. Andre 3000 - 3000 something

You remember 30 is the new 20 joint on Jay Z's Kingdome Come album? Well this is Benjamin Andre rippin' it while enlightening everybody who listens to it.

It's suppose to be on DJ Drama's upcoming cd Gangsta Grills: The Album b4 The Mixtape, but

Greg Street went n stole the joint n put w/ Jay Z old verse n a Ice Cube new 16.

Greg Street version

2. DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood remix ft. Young Jeezy, Ludacris, Busta Rhymes, Birdman, Big Boi, Fat Joe, Lil Wayne, T-Pain

Khaled is doin' it right now, and as a fellow DJ I can't be happier, even if his voice is annyoing. Who?! WE NI**A!!!

Oh, and peeps been talkin 'bout Weezy got the weakest verse on here...what yall think?

3. Playaz Circle - Duffle Bag Boy (remix) ft Lil Wayne, Juelz Santana, Birdman

Weezy finally spits on the track that he should have to begin with. Birdman follows him to studio again n f**ks up again, u can't help but wish that Baby could have been swapped w/ Luda, the killer of hot tracks right now. Yeah I said it. (See, I Get Money, and Freaky Girl remix)

4. The Dream ft. R. Kelly - Shawty Is The S**t (10)

Luv the original, the remix, is hot, but w/ Kels on it, it should have been better...u'll see what I mean.

5. Alicia Keys -No One (remix) ft. Cassidy

Weird choice to have on the remix, but then I remembered Cassidy was on J Records thru Full Surface, so hence the link to my wifey there. Cass go hard, n the slight beat change is hot.

6. Flashing Lights remixes: One w/ Jay-Z, and the other w/ my n**as Clipse.

Yall know Flashing Lights is one of the best beats on Graduation, these cats gracing the track makes it even better.

Yuuuup, so while T.I. was trying to liquidate his 24s for bail money, and Diddy was still slapping people around at clubs, I was busy compiling my TOP 5 JOINTS of the week...

5. One Republic - Apologize

4. Jay Z - Blue Magic

3. Prince - Future Baby Mama

2. Raheem Devaughn - Woman

1. Shawty Lo - They Know (This cat was in D4L, sure don't sound like it, hot joint)

R&N - 08/12/07

I'm back from another eventful day...

Andre 3000 - Class of 3000 Soundtrack?!


Andre 3000's Class of 3000 is doing good all, the way 'round from the TV show, to the Soundtrack... yes... a Soundtrack. He's the only one I know who can make songs about Crayons and "Banana Zoo", and make it cool. "Go-rilla, go, go-rilla, go go!" :-p

Video:
Everybody, Do The Crayon!

Kanye West - Graduation Pushed Back?


Rumors that Kanye will actually have his album moved from September 11th. I hope it's just a bad rumor... I wanna see who's album is gonna pull through...

Tamia - It's a Girl!


Tamia and Grant Hill had a baby girl last Thursday! Congrats.

Destiny's Child - New Album? New Members?!

Rumors that there will be a NEW Destiny's Child group, with Solange, a girl from the UK who won an UK Idol's contest as well as a girl to be picked from a new reality show... *gags*

David Banner - Boycotting Permed-Out Pimps


In other news David Banner claims Al Sharpton is "a permed-out pimp". He's a little upset about him and Jesse Jackson's recent boycott on hip-hop lyrics... Go figure... More news later in the week.

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AB